So I go to vote this morning and I'm standing in the booth trying to make up my mind... It's almost a toss-up for me...

I want to vote for Obama.

I don't know if I can elect a guy who's middle name is Hussein...

Then it comes to me.

I hear the soundbyte from Monday Night Football...

John McCain wants to eliminate Performance Enhancing Drugs... Who Cares?

Barack Obama, now that's a president. With the Nittany Lions having been leapfrogged by Texas Tech in the BCS Standings, this guy hears the voices of millions of americans and proposes a solution. A college Football Playoff System of Eight Teams.

Without hesitation, I flick the lever. Obama for President. Joe Pa needs a Title.

Just Vote.